The narrative influence of time (Pt. I – Faulkner)

Recently I made the mistake of taking William Faulkner‘s “As I Lay Dying” off the shelf and thinking, “Hm. Looks short. Probably can read it over the weekend.”

Four months later – I’m only up to page 68.

Which left me puzzled. I mean I read a lot, so my struggles with Faulkner weren’t rooted in me not having the time to spend with him.  And the chapters are remarkably quick, the shortest being five words long.

All things considered, “As I Lay Dying” should have clipped along at the pace of an airport novella.

Except that it didn’t. The book turned out to be one of the most complicated things I’d ever read.

[Read more...]

Proof unemployment has its benefits

Don’t go telling me magic like this could happen if these two had jobs.

Skip to 1:12 for funktastic goodness in all its bombastic balloon glory.

It’s almost too funky. Fortunately, such superlatives aren’t possible in this universe.


On eyeballs …

Or something deeper:

“Three years ago, you were still a child. You have become a small giant since the day Danny’s ball struck your eye. You do not see it. But I see it. And it is a beautiful thing to see. So listen to what I am going to tell you.” He paused for a moment, as if considering his next words carefully, then continued. “Human beings to not live forever, Reuven. We live less than the time it takes to blink an eye, if we measure our lives against eternity. So it may be asked what value is there to a human life. There is so much pain in the world. What does it mean to have to suffer so much if our lives are nothing mroe than the blink of an eye?” He paused again, his eyes misty now, then went on. “I learned a long time ago, Reuven, that a blink of an eye in itself is nothing. But the eye that blinks, that is something. A span of life is nothing. But the man who lives that span, he is something. He can fill that span with meaning, so its quality is immeasurable though its quantity may be insignificant. Do you understand what I am saying? A man must fill his life with meaning, meaning is not automatically given to life. It is hard work to fill one’s life with meaning. That I do not think you understand yet. A life filled with meaning is worthy of rest.”

Octopi advance

And I’m getting nervous.

Old guy + GIANT cat + soccer =

One awesome animation.


The back-and-forth goes on …

Over the whole Black Matrix debacle.

I don’t have the energy to comment on this. But science fiction author (and University of Chicago alumnus!) John Scalzi covers the topic fairly well (again) in comment #12.

Why does this sort of behavior deserve any benefit of the doubt? Why should writers be the one to shoulder the load for the incompetence of this business plan? Writers are not proft participants in Black Matrix’s success; they are not co-owners; they have no “sweat equity” in this business model. All they get — all they will ever get — is what they get paid up front, which is one twenty-fifth of the “pro” rate in the genre — a pro rate which, less we forget, is not actually a whole lot of pay. When you can come to me and suggest that Black Matrix Publishing has convinced every other provider of raw material for its endeavor to get paid at 4% of its industry standard, then we can talk about whether I’m being unfair to Black Matrix regarding its business model being predicated on screwing writers. In the meantime, I’m hard-pressed to see why I should be nice to these people. Rude is what they deserve. People starting businesses with bad business plans that depend on screwing writers should be condescended to, and it is in fact eminently fair to do so.

Mr. Seahorse Goes to the Azores

And lives to tell the tale.

Interesting seahorse sundry:

Sometimes I’d be watching the seahorses for three hours, six hours, nine hours. It was very hard not to make up a soap opera about the animals you were watching. You knew that any moment now little Harry would put his head up and Mabel would come swimming over the horizon up to him, and they’d dance together for a little while holding tails and they’d be ever so happy and then they’d separate for the rest of the day. And then you wondered whether Mabel was getting up to hanky-panky with anyone else. You discovered eventually that no, she wasn’t. In fact, she spent her whole day feeding, and so did Harry. So they were a heck of a couple, really exciting for six minutes a day, and otherwise dreary as hell. Then on the day that Harry had given birth, Mabel would appear with a load of eggs. And they’d go into this nine hour ballet. They’d just be pivoting and dancing and twirling and rising and changing colors and lifting their heads and it was very, very beautiful, and somehow you didn’t even realize nine hours had gone past. And there they were mating. So I guess watching seahorses requires a very calm spirit. And if you’re not a calm person, and I’m not, then I’m sure it’s very good for the soul, because you basically just go into a meditative state for the whole time.

[Read more...]

Let’s reverse the natural order some more, shall we?

Tomatoes are on the fast track to carnivore country.

Meanwhile, I’ll continue to wait for proof of the man-eating pineapple.

Electric jazz is jazzy.

Big thanks to Mr. Dankosky for re-hooking me on Bill Frisell.

Listening to too much fusion makes one forget beauty created by NOT playing 500 notes a minute. Check. It. Out.

Can the human brain understand itself?

After 12 years, a French team thinks they’ve arrived at a pretty good answer.

Neuroscientist Stanislas Dehaene presented his theory on the workings of consciousness Oct. 17 at the Hotel Ritz in Paris.

The presentation is worth watching if you’re interested in this kind of stuff, but here are some of the juicer excepts:

On how we (wrongly) envision consciousness:

In the past, the major problem was that people barely looked at the brain and tried to generate theories of consciousness from the top, based solely on their intuitions. Excellent physicists, for instance, tried to tell us that the brain is a quantum computer, and that consciousness will only be understood once we understand quantum computing and quantum gravity.

Consciousness as an “internal global workspace”:

In several experiments, we have contrasted directly what you can do subliminally and what you can only do consciously. Our results suggest that one very important difference is the time duration over which you can hold on to information. If information is subliminal, it enters the system, creates a temporary activation, but quickly dies out. It does so in the space of about one second, a little bit more perhaps depending on the experiments, but it dies out very fast anyway. This finding also provides an answer for people who think that subliminal images can be used in advertising, which is of course a gigantic myth. It’s not that subliminal images don’t have any impact, but their effect, in the very vast majority of experiments, is very short-lived. When you are conscious of information, however, you can hold on to it essentially for as long as you wish,. It is now in your working memory, and is now meta-stable. The claim is that conscious information is reverberating in your brain, and this reverberating state includes a self-stabilizing loop that keeps the information stable over a long duration. Think of repeating a telephone number. If you stop attending to it, you lose it. But as long as you attend to it, you can keep it in mind.

Our model proposes that this is really one of the main functions of consciousness: to provide an internal space where you can perform thought experiments, as it were, in an isolated way, detached from the external world. You can select a stimulus that comes from the outside world, and then lock it into this internal global workspace. You may stop other inputs from getting in, and play with this mental representation in your mind for as long as you wish.

And on where this theory could be in the future. (Warning: It’s really, really creepy.)

My feeling is that the future lies in being able to decode brain representations, not just detect them. Essentially all that I have told you today concerns the mere detection of processing that has gone all the way to a conscious level. The next step, which has already been achieved in several laboratories, is decoding which representation is retained in the subject’s mind. We need to know the content of a conscious representation, not just whether there is a conscious representation. This is no longer science fiction. Just two weeks ago, Evelyn Eger, who is a post doc in Andreas Kleinschmidt’s team in my laboratory, showed that you can take functional MRI images from the human brain and, by just looking at the pattern of activation in the parietal cortex, which relates to number processing, you can decode the number the person has in mind. If you take 200 voxels in this area, and look at which of them are active and which are inactive, you can construct a machine-learning device that decodes which number is being held in memory.

I should probably say quite explicitly that this use of the verb “decode” is an exaggeration. All you can do at the moment is achieve a better-than-chance inference about the memorized number. It does not mean that we are reading the subject’s mind on every trial. It merely means that, whereas chance would be 50 percent for deciding between two digits, we manage to achieve 60 or 70 percent. That’s not so bad, actually. It’s a significant finding, which means that there is a cerebral code for number, and that we now understand a little bit more about that code.

I believe that the future of neuro-imaging lies in decoding a sequence of mental states, trying to see what William James called the stream of consciousness. We should not just decode a single image, but a succession of images. If we could literally see this stream, it would become even easier, without even stimulating the subject, to see that he is conscious because such a stream is present in his brain. Don’t mistake me, though. There is a clear difference between what we have been able to do — discover signatures of consciousness — and what I hope that we will be able to do in the future — decode conscious states. The latter remains very speculative. I just hope that we will eventually get there. However, it is already a fact that we can experiment on consciousness and obtain a lot of information about the kind of brain state that underlies it.