Just link to a column from Stanley Fish.
In light of me having nothing substantive to say …
I give you “All the Deaths in Total Recall,” which is … if you think about it, QUITE substantive.
There’s a serious lack of 90s in your musical diet …
Rectified HEREIN.
Leonid Meteor Shower – Connecticut
UPDATE 11.16.09 – Peak viewing hours will be during the wee hours of Tuesday morning (Nov. 17*) from 2 a.m. to 4 a.m.
The Clear Sky Chart Homepage will be your best friend during this year’s shower.
Check the Connecticut Star Party for specific information and here’s a comprehensive list of viewing spots in Conn. (with light pollution data). Check Hartford here. If you’re curious about how to read the chart, blue blocks indicate good conditions and white means it will be cloudy.
NASA’s Fluxtimator gives good general estimates of anticipated shower rates, but doesn’t have a preset Connecticut option. But it’s called the ‘Fluxtimator,’ so I had to link it.
The Leonids generally begin on Nov. 13 and run until Nov. 21, with peak periods on Nov. 17 and Nov. 18. You won’t need a telescope or binoculars, just look up.
Weather is supposed to be good, but you can check specific cloud forecasts here.
What do the light pollution levels mean? Check. It.
If you don’t see any meteors right away, don’t get frustrated. Relax. Get your head in a comfortable position and wait for those really big ones that leave the fading trails. Cool.
Finally, here’s an Atomic Age song about Shooting Stars to get you in the mood. (Note if you get a ‘forbidden’ message, just highlight your address bar and hit enter so the page reloads.)
Enjoy the shower! It’s supposed to be one of the best in recent memory.
*For some reason I was thinking the peak morning was Nov. 18. Whoops! It’s not. It’s the 17th. Although the shower lasts for several days, so you’re still likely to see shooting stars Tuesday night/Wednesday morning.
SUPERSTAR and his guitar
The legendary Rajinikanth.
I MUST get that guitar. Only then will my plan, “Take Over the City via Coordinated Dance,” come to fruition.
(h/t) EIT. And in case you’re wondering, Rajinikanth’s core audience is like, really, really dedicated.
Today’s cringe-inducing moment courtesy Glenn Beck
When asked by Katie Couric to explain what he meant by Obama’s hatred of “white culture.”
Luckily, the Internets are here to provide an answer. 129 answers, actually.
You DO know it’s Christmas, right?!
Do They Know It’s Christmas? from Scott Aukerman on Vimeo.
An all-star comedy Christmas Carol
Directed & Edited by Scott Aukerman
Sung by the Comedy Death-Ray Xmas Nativity Choir (feat. Paul F. Tompkins, R.O. Manse, Tig Notaro, Rob Huebel, Patton Oswalt, Mike Phirman, Jimmy Pardo, Brian Posehn & Scott Aukerman, Garfunkel & Oates, Aimee Mann, Chris Hardwick, Paul Scheer & June Diane Raphael, Doug Benson, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Nick Thune, “Weird Al” Yankovic, Cracked Out, Dragon Boy Suede, Natasha Leggero, Thomas Lennon & Ed Helms)
Where the white sharks are …
“Studies of maternally inherited mitochondrial DNA sequences show that the populations are distinct, and suggest that the northeastern Pacific population may have been founded by a relatively small number of sharks in the late Pleistocene – within the last 200,000 years or so.
According to Molecular geneticist Carol Reeb, a research associate at Stanford, “Even though we know they travel great distances, their paths are surprisingly constrained to specific routes. This explains how a highly migratory marine species becomes a genetically isolated population.”
Lists …
I’ve been wondering why we love them.
Umberto Eco seems to think it’s because none of us want to die.
Others use lists for humor.
One woman thinks lists illustrate untapped dimensions of our psyche.
I just happen to like organizing.
On "beating" life …
And allegedly replaying it on easy mode with full-powers:
Ce: An anonymous friend:
thetr****** (10:37:09 PM): so i met this kid with 72 guitars
thetr****** (10:37:17 PM): all strewn around his basement
thetr****** (10:37:55 PM): they’re all vintage gibsons, fenders, and a bunch of taylor acoustics
thetr****** (10:38:22 PM): and he has 3 girlfriends and a wife.
thetr****** (10:38:39 PM): life just fell in his fat hands
thetr****** (10:39:00 PM): he’s in a multitude of bands and has a stable day job as a programmer
thetr****** (10:39:26 PM): has It Made
Turns out the guy is actually a total slimeball* who loves manipulating people. He’s a jerk. And an arrogant one to boot.
But, you know … 72 guitars. There’s something to that.
*See three girlfriends AND a wife.