CONGRATS: This Brit Can Drive Baby, Yeah!

It took 20 driving instructors, £15,000, 12 failed tests, and 450 hours of tuition, but Teresa Clarke, of Wroxham, Norfolk, finally got her driver’s license after 27 years of trying.

The Associated Press reports:

“It took a long time for it to sink in when I was told I had passed. I kissed the woman examiner, “said Mrs Clarke.

Mrs Clarke, who has yet to purchase a car of her own, puts her success down to an improved focus.

“My concentration is much better now – I don’t drink coffee or tea anymore and have no additives,” she said.

She said she tried not to think about how much time and money she spent on learning to drive.

“It was over so many years that I was able to spread out the money,” she said.

“I’ve been through a lot of driving instructors because some of them kicked me out. But I was determined to pass and kept going.”

ODD: 10 Strange Ways to Predict the Future

Mental_Floss had an interesting article about the 10 weirdest ways to predict the future.
Crystal balls and palm reading too mundane for your tastes?
Spice up your fortune telling shop by divining the future from the knots on a baby’s umbilical chord!

Squeamish about all the blood? No problem! Just head on down to the local deli and pick up a block of cheese! Who knows what mysteries that age-old crucolo holds?

10 Weird Ways to Predict the Future

1. Anthropomancy – divination by the entrails of men.
2. Armomancy – divination by the shoulders of beasts.
3. Belomancy – divination by arrows.
4. Gastromancy - divination by stomach noises.
5. Gyromancy – divination by walking in a circle until the subject falls over from dizziness.
6. Myomancy – divination by movements of mice.
7. Omphalomancy – divination by knots on the umbilical cord.
8. Onychomancy – divination by fingernails.
9. Rhapsodomancy – divination by random selection of a line of poetry.
10. Tyromancy – divination by cheese.

PIPETTE: It’s called epmotion baby …


Spending long nights in the lab?

Your hand hurting from hours on the ole pipette transferring massive amounts of samples from one ungodly petri dish to the next?

Well thank the gods, Eppendorf International claims to have the solution to all your lab woes with their new automated system.

If their product is half as effective as this bizarre viral advertisement I’m going to run out and buy one tomorrow!

Here’s a taste of the lyrics below, but you really need to watch the video to get the full effect …

Pipetting all those well-plates, baby, sends your thumbs into overdrive And spending long nights in the lab makes it hard for your love to thrive What you need is automation, girl, something easy as 1 2 3 So put down that pipette, honey, I got something that will set you free And it’s called epMotion (whisper: ‘cause you deserve something really great) Girl you need epMotion (whisper: yeah girl it’s time to automate)

AMERICA: 20 Most Rabidly Patriotic Games

Linear story lines, killing terrorists, NYC firefighters, guns, liberty, killing JFK, 18 wheels of freedom, killing terrorists, 50 cent … did we mention killing terrorists?

Check out Gamesradar’s list of the 20 most freedom-loving video games in AMERICAN history.

Oh, and @$&% you Osama.

AMERICA: Luther Burger


Bacon, cheese and meat, all on a glazed donut bun.

Truly, the “greatest epicurean achievement in the history of man.”

Courtesy: Aldenteblog.com

ODD: WTC Hero to be cloned

Okay so this is creepy, but awesome nonetheless …

Apparently, scientists planning to clone “Trakr,” a German shepherd who was one of the dogs sniffing out survivors trapped in rubble following the World Trade Center disaster in New York in 2001.

Here’s a snippet of the Associated Free Press‘s report:

Trakr, a German shepherd who lives with his owner James Symington in Los Angeles, was picked by BioArts International as the most “clone-worthy” canine in a competition offering an owner a free chance to replicate their pet.

In the next month, BioArts said it would transport a sample of Trakr’s DNA to the South Korean lab of its partner, the Sooam Biotech Research Foundation, and the clone could be ready by the end of this year.

“Trakr means the world to me,” Symington said. “To know that part of him is going to live on is just beyond words. It’s the greatest gift I’ve ever received.

That’s sweet and all, but I have to admit I’m about this close to going into panic mode.

What if an army of cloned, pissed off sniffer dogs break free after years of experiments in some “Area Bow-Wow” and start to run amok in our streets? EVERYBODY PANIC.

INTERESTING: LOST Book Club

Get your thick-rimmed specs, now you can read just like Sawyer does!

With the LOST book club, fans of the show can now read all the stories enjoyed by some of their favorite island castaways.

Go check out the listing on ABC.com and browse titles by season, dialogue reference, and show theme.

The site also offers a store to purchase the books.

MOVIES: Hancock

Well, the summer movie season is fully upon us and that can only mean one thing — superheroes, superheroes, superheroes!

By now, we’ve all come to realize how these movies about some of ink’s most remarkable men in tights come so canned they start to feel noticeably unremarkable by about mid-July, but hey, they sell, so who can blame the studio execs?

And Will Smith really sells, so give him a hero’s burden and say, the ability to fly, and you’ve got a marketing machine, right?

So the question we’re all wondering … is Hancock, a breath of fresh air, or just another summer slop-fest making you want to wrap your mouth around your car’s exhaust pipe?

Not surprisingly, the answer seems to be leaning toward exhaust pipe.

I haven’t seen it yet, so I won’t pass judgment, but I can say I think the whole superhero thing pretty much peaked this year with the May release of Iron Man and will hit its anti-climax with The Dark Knight.

Check out “Mr. Beaks’” take on Hancock over at Ain’t It Cool News and a humorous little piece on the flick at Pop Matters.